What's wrong with these pictures

clue, that's not the couch those are on..

this gem needs no explaining. Duh all surfaces should ALWAYS have things on them. No?

Many probs well mostly teen ish girl on cell phone , being loud. dancing, and 10 to 1 those kids in the back are dirty.

My fav... I will preface this with the fact that my family thinks this is how you relax, and you must relax all the time. You unrelax just 1 day a week. Remember stuff must ALWAYS be handy to grab at any minute.. garbage, cups, food. You never know what you might need. I keep ruining it by bleaching things and putting things in the garbage can and dishwasher.